Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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