when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Randomize
