I am puke
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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