I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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