Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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