I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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