I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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