Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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