Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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