Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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