Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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