But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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