i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
