There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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