No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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