As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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