yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Randomize
