i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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