he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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