I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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