Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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