i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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