I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Randomize
