I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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