There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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