I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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