And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
