i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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