Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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