I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
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