i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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