covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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