I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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