How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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