I wanna passion pit in your ass
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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