have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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