I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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