if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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