I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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