My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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