I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
