I think i sorta joined a cult last night
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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