she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Dicks are not precious.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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