last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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