2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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