Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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