Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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