More tranny stories later!
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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