so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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