i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
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