no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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