I wanna bring you to show and tell
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Do vagina's smell?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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