He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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