butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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